Clint Eastwood’s ‘Mule’ feels amateurish

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1/10 After 37 movies in the director’s chair, not including ones he only produced or starred in, 88-year-old Clint Eastwood remains a cultural icon who commands the respect of his peers and viewership, but with every new movie he directs, it becomes more and more clear that somebody should take the camera away from him – or at least, take the chair away from him.

He makes a real ass out of himself in In The Mule, the new screwball comedy based on the story of Leo Sharp. In the movie, Earl Stone (Eastwood, who also directs and produces), a Korean War veteran whose horticulture business goes under in 2017 because it can’t compete with this newfangled Internet phenomenon, gets into drug running for the cartel as a way to make money for his family and community. An ideal mule because of his age, race and pristine driving record, Stone quickly becomes the cartel’s top man, but then some of the cartel members begin to resent him for reasons that are either unclear, stupid or both. Stone, who is estranged from his family because he consistently picked work over them to an insane, almost hilarious extent, is forced once again to pick between his cartel work and being there for the people he loves.

None of this connects in any way to the DEA investigation led by Colin Bates (Bradley Cooper).

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‘Spider-Verse’ a brilliant, beautiful collision of aesthetics, stories

Stills aren’t going to do this movie justice, but we’ve got a lot of them. Images courtesy Sony Pictures Releasing.

8/10 Given Sony’s recent history of desperate moneygrubbing, both in general and with Spider-man in particular, I was more than happy to skip Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse. The film’s premise makes it feel like a gimmick to kick-start the Spider-verse they’ve been talking about for four years now – it’s literally in the title – and right up until its release and amazing critical reception, I thought it was going to simply fizzle out of existence like the other solo-Sony attempt to compete with the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

But after the late-cycle publicity blitz, the technical details became interesting enough to get me in the door for what turned out to be a wonderful movie.

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‘Creed II’ continues to modernize, improve franchise

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8/10 Flawless and intense, Creed II is one of the better boxing movies I’ve seen.

Three years after the events of Creed, Donnie Johnson-Creed has won his way to a fight for the heavyweight championship of the world. After earning the title, he is promptly challenged by Vikto Drago (Florian “Big Nasty” Munteanu). Drago’s father, Ivan (Dolph Lundgren), killed Johnson-Creed’s father in the ring in Rocky IV 30 years earlier, a fact the younger Drago constantly uses to taunt Johnson-Creed. With Johnson-Creed clearly outmatched by the 6’4 monster but unable to back down, trainer Rocky Balboa (Sylvester Stallone, who also produces), who blames himself for Creed’s death, must watch helplessly as history repeats itself.

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Ralph breaks the mold for animated sequels

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8/10 2012’s Wreck-It Ralph released near the end of a period of experimentation for Disney Animation studios after its parent company bought its chief rival, Pixar, in 2006, only to maintain Pixar as a separate studio that continued to outperform Disney Animation in the same target demographic.

It was around this time that Disney Animation finally followed Pixar’s lead and moved to primarily computer-generated animation for its movies, but we also see in this period a distinct trend toward mimicking Pixar’s emotional complexity, to varying degrees of success. Wreck-It Ralph was OK, but as with most attempts to mimic Pixar, it feels like an attempt to mimic Pixar.

The sequel, on the other hand, feels much more on the mark.

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The Möbius strip- Animated Spider-Man swings to top of box office, Oscar discussion, ‘The Shining,’ ‘Jurassic Park’ inducted into National Film Registry

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Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse opened at no. 1 with a solid $35.4 million, which is the largest opening all time for an animated movie in December. Fellow new release The Mule was a distant second with $17.5 million, followed by Dr. Seuss’ The Grinch and Ralph Breaks the Internet in their sixth and fourth weeks of release, respectively. The weekend’s other new release, the $100 million-budgeted Mortal Engines, suffered a catestrophic $7.6 million debut- Box Office Mojo

As Into the Spider-Verse has catapulted into the conversation for Best Animated Feature, here’s a look at how producers Phil Lord and Christopher Miller broke the rules of animation to create a moving comic book- Indiewire  

Mortal Engines is, conservatively, on track to lose more than $100 million at the box office- Variety

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