‘Beast Wars’ tear up the screen, Hasbro announces its cinematic universe

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8/10 Transformers: Rise of the Beasts, the seventh Transformers movie since the franchise got underway in 2007 and the second not to be directed by Michael Bay, is a good time if predictable to a fault.

Brooklyn, 1994- it’s revealed that transformers have been on Earth for several centuries, just like in Transformers 2, 3, 4 and 5, but these transformers are Maximals, a distant cousin of the Autobot tribe the series has followed so far, who transform into wild animals instead of cars. I think we can all agree that wild animals are much cooler than cars. The Maximals came to Earth fleeing Unicron (Colman Domingo), an evil planet-eating god who wants their transwarp key so he can teleport to new planets – he’d been walking to planets before, I guess.

The Maximals split the key in two for safety, but archaeologist Elena Wallace (Dominique Fishback) discovers half of it from a find in North Africa, and suddenly every Autobot, Maximal and Terrorcon – Unicron’s team of goons who apparently don’t have the same logistical concerns, they can just show up wherever they want – in the solar system wants a piece of her. After a showdown on Ellis Island, the whole gang races to Peru to find the second half of the key as Unicron starts walking toward Earth, just like he was at the end of Transformers 5 even though that’s set a quarter century later.

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Swinging slowly ‘Across the Spider-Verse’

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7/10 After the breakout success of 2018’s multidimensional animated adventure Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, its sequel was lined up as one of the most hotly anticipated films of 2023, and boy does Sony know it.

New York City- Gwen Stacy (Hailee Steinfeld), tired of secretly fighting her police captain father as Spider-Woman and hearing constant abuse from him within the home, runs off to join a society of multi-dimensional spider-people. For months, she’s told to avoid Miles Morales (Shameik Moore), who is similarly isolated as his school and puberty ramp up, but he remains isolated from Stacy and their spider-friends from the prior adventure. When a dimension-hopper native to Morales’ own universe, a villain calling himself The Spot (Jason Schwartzman), begins moving through other dimensions to consolidate his power source, Morales gets sucked into the spider-society himself, where he’s faced with more experienced spider-people bent on enforcing the tragic spider-narrative.

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‘Joyland’ and the state of the queer arthouse rom-dram

Joyland is one of those drab movies that takes almost all of its iconography from a single scene because nothing else seems like it could sell the movie to unconvinced viewers. Images courtesy Oscilloscope.

When groundbreaking Urdu-language trans drama Joyland finally strolled into American arthouses last May, it came highly decorated. The film premiered at Cannes in May 2022, where it won the Queer Palm and Jury Prize and earned invitations to several other film festivals, including special screenings at Toronto and Sundance, and became the first ever Pakistani film to be shortlisted for the Best International Feature Oscar, though it did not secure a nomination.

Lahore, Pakistan- Haider (Ali Junejo), the second son of a proud lower-middle class family who has been unemployed for years supported by his wife, Mumtaz (Rasti Farooq), and access to the family home, secures a job as a backup dancer to Biba (Alina Khan), a local out male-to-female trans performer, and the two eventually begin an affair. The tension in the film stems from everyone’s unhappiness and paranoia. Haider’s arch-conservative father, Rana Amanullah (Salmaan Peerzada) has four granddaughters through Haider’s older brother, but demands a grandson. Haider must hide the nature of his work from Amanullah, and at one point Amanullah lets a elderly neighbor woman crash on his couch for a night and it turns into a whole sit-down between the family and her son, if that gives an idea of how conservative this neighborhood is. Haider’s and Mumtaz’ marriage was already dissatisfactory, and Haider’s affair with Biba isn’t all sunshine and daisies either – it’s more of a fling that happens more than once, it never even looks like it might stabilize into a real relationship.

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Closing out OCFF 2023

One of my favorite things about the Texas Theatre is watching it fill up with people. It’s a very narrow lobby that doesn’t have nearly enough room for a full house to be in it at once, which is a design problem that all old single-screen movie palaces have to some extent. Because of the geography, I usually spend all day there if I head down at all, and the audience always seems to grow steadily over the course of the day no matter what’s playing – though maybe me being more excited for the matinees is a function of my own tastes. In any case, the lobby almost always turns into an unyielding crush of humanity as any given day goes on.

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OCFF day 3: All day at the Texas Theatre

The Texas Theatre was built in 1931, and was nearly demolished three times in the ‘90s. It reopened under current management in the fall of 2010, and the Oak Cliff Film Festival has always been part of its identity under Aviation Cinemas’ management – they’ve been running the theater for almost 13 years, and this is officially the 12th Oak Cliff Film Festival, so the math is pretty easy.

Given the historic nature of the place, it makes sense that restorations and 35mm prints are an enormous part of the theater’s programming, and an enormous part of these film festivals. On day 3 of the 2023 Oak Cliff Film Festival, my whole day is committed to movies I’ve either seen or could have seen before – Fuzzy Head, which I’ve seen early prints of after meeting the director at a prior Oak Cliff Film Festival, a 35mm print of Alex Cox’ 1987 film Walker starring Ed Harris with Cox on-hand to take questions, and a screening of 1925’s The Lost World with a live score performed by the Anvil Orchestra.

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