8/10 Transformers: Rise of the Beasts, the seventh Transformers movie since the franchise got underway in 2007 and the second not to be directed by Michael Bay, is a good time if predictable to a fault.
Brooklyn, 1994- it’s revealed that transformers have been on Earth for several centuries, just like in Transformers 2, 3, 4 and 5, but these transformers are Maximals, a distant cousin of the Autobot tribe the series has followed so far, who transform into wild animals instead of cars. I think we can all agree that wild animals are much cooler than cars. The Maximals came to Earth fleeing Unicron (Colman Domingo), an evil planet-eating god who wants their transwarp key so he can teleport to new planets – he’d been walking to planets before, I guess.
The Maximals split the key in two for safety, but archaeologist Elena Wallace (Dominique Fishback) discovers half of it from a find in North Africa, and suddenly every Autobot, Maximal and Terrorcon – Unicron’s team of goons who apparently don’t have the same logistical concerns, they can just show up wherever they want – in the solar system wants a piece of her. After a showdown on Ellis Island, the whole gang races to Peru to find the second half of the key as Unicron starts walking toward Earth, just like he was at the end of Transformers 5 even though that’s set a quarter century later.
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