Why not just remake Moby Dick?

“…Or do the stories only exist to make us respect the sea’s dark secrets?” Photos courtesy Warner Bros. Pictures.

In the Heart of the Sea tells the story of the Essex, a whaling ship that was sunk in 1820, leaving eight survivors. And hey! Did you know? The story partially inspired Moby Dick!

The movie follows Owen Chase (Chris Hemsworth), first mate to George Pollard, Jr. (Benjamin Walker) aboard the Essex. Pollard received his station because of his family ties in Nantucket, a fact which becomes a source of tension between him and Chase, who was promised his own captaincy but instead is asked to babysit Pollard. After some risky sailing in an attempt to be rid of each other faster, Pollard and Chase come upon a field of sperm whales thousands of miles off the coast of South America, but are sunk by a monsterous specimen, scarred by several encounters with whalers, which displays keen insight in attacking their ship. Marooned, they must drift in the longboats back home from the middle of the Pacific Ocean.

Also! Thirty years later, innkeeper Thomas Nickerson (Brendan Gleeson, Tom Holland in his scenes as a teenager), a survivor of the Essex, is visited by Herman Melville (Ben Whishaw), the very same now-famous author who penned American classic Moby Dick! Because, if you didn’t know, that book is partially based on the tale of the Essex. 

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A less chaotic state: Star Wars

This article has been written several times in several places, I’m just going to try to put it all in one place.

Star Wars is the single most influential movie of all time. Starting from a minute 40-theater release in May 1977, the film was so well-received that it forced its way not only into an international release, but international re-releases in ’78, ’79, ’81 and ’82. Altogether, the film turned an $11 million budget into a $775.4 million smash hit, almost doubling the box office record set by Jaws two years earlier. An instant classic in every sense of the word, there’s a myriad of things that just wouldn’t exist in Hollywood without this movie’s success.

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Movie about one of Hollywood’s best writers poorly written

One really great thing this movie did was hire Louis C.K. and Alan Tudyk. More movies should do that. Photo courtesy Bleeker Street.

Trumbo can easily be reduced to one word, and that word is “ironic.”

The film tells the relatively true story of Dalton Trumbo (Bryan Cranston), a communist screenwriter who won two academy awards for Roman Holiday and The Brave One despite being blacklisted from Hollywood as a result of the red scare at the time. The film details his refusal to cooperate with Congress, his 11-month prison stint and his return to Hollywood work through the use of pseudonyms with King Brothers Productions. He eventually revealed that he had been working the entire time he was on the Hollywood blacklist in a move that invalidated it and eventually lead to its dissolution.

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Brooklyn is the worst thing a movie can be — boring

Brooklyn has received rave reviews, and I have absolutely no idea why. It’s not a bad movie, it’s worse — it’s a bland movie.

Around 50 minutes into what is otherwise quite a snoozer comes a love scene between Lacey and Fiorello, not only an extremely passionate scene, but the only scene in Brooklyn with any kind of passion. Their sex isn’t as boring as they are, and good for them, but I’d prefer it for them to not be so boring. Photos courtesy Fox Searchlight Pictures.

Based on Colm Tóibín’s 2009 novel, the film is about Eilis Lacey (Saoirse Ronan), a young woman moving from Ireland to Brooklyn in search of a better life. While in the city, she deals with homesickness, but it eventually subsides when she meets a man, Tony Fiorello (Emory Cohen).

However, she receives letter from home saying her young sister, Rose (Fiona Glascott) has died suddenly, and she returns to visit her grave and make sure her mother is all right. While there, she meets another man, Jim Farrell (Domhnall Gleeson), who wants her to stay in Ireland, because apparently there are still people in this world who aren’t completely exhausted with love triangles.

I don’t get it. I just don’t get it.

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Holiday flick too tame for a B movie

There’s also an interesting, underplayed Christmas Carol theme, particularly in the Krampus’ first appearance, pictured below, and his last in this scene. In the first scene, he flies from rooftop to rooftop, rattling the chains he’s covered in, distinctly evoking Jacob Marley. In this last confrontation, he looms over Max and just kind of points at things, distinctly evoking the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come. Photos courtesy Universal Pictures.

From Jurassic World to Minions to Straight Outta Compton, Universal Pictures has been very nice this year, and it looks like the studio just found a small franchise in its stocking.

Krampus follows an unhappy extended family celebrating Christmas together. The main character, a young boy named Max (Emjay Anthony), is the only one who enters the film with his holiday spirit intact, though it is tested by his older sister, Beth (Stefania LaVie Owen), coming into herself and spending time with boys instead of him and his extended family’s financial troubles and general stupidity. After being mocked by his cousins for still believing the holidays could bring them together, Max tears up his letter to Santa and scatters it to the wind, cursing the holiday spirit and summoning the ancient Christmas demon, Krampus.

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