Category Archives: Entropy

‘John Wick: Chapter 2’ is the hardcore action movie you need

Posted on February 15, 2017 by reelentropy

9/10 John Wick: Chapter 2 is awesome! Everybody go see it. After John Wick (Keanu Reeves) returned from retirement as an assassin in the previous film, Santino D’Antonio (Riccardo Scamarcio) calls in an old favor from him. Wick is given a … Continue reading →

Posted in Entropy | Tagged #john wick, #keanu reeves, #laurence fishburne, #mad max, #mad max: fury road, Chad Stahelski, Common, Derek Kolstad, Garish-but-stylish, John Wick: Chapter 2, Ruby Rose, sudden Judo | 2 Comments

‘Fifty Shades Darker’ isn’t even good for a laugh

Posted on February 11, 2017 by reelentropy

1/10 Listen Spanking isn’t kinky. It’s not even sexually explicit, it mostly exists in the context of corporal punishment. These movies are about this supposedly hardcore relationship that climaxes out at spanking and I just Fifty Shades Darker picks up … Continue reading →

Posted in Entropy | Tagged #dakota johnson, #fifty shades of grey, #suicide squad, Actual pornography, Bella Heathcote, Fifty Shades Darker, Jamie Dornan, Kim Basinger | 3 Comments

‘Batman’ a fun satire for all ages

Posted on February 11, 2017 by reelentropy

7/10 The Lego Batman Movie is harmless. It’s perfectly placed counter-programming for parents looking to bring their kids on a Valentine’s date, fluffy and inoffensive. In the movie, Batman (Will Arnett) is at his crime fighting peak, but is assailed … Continue reading →

Posted in Entropy | Tagged #Batman, #keanu reeves, #ralph fiennes, Graphic sex scenes, I'm Batman, La La Land, Michael Cera, Rosario Dawson, The Lego Batman Movie, Valentine's Day, will arnett, Zach Galifianackis | 1 Comment

‘Rings’ a flavorless snoozer

Posted on February 3, 2017 by reelentropy

‘Member The Ring? The movie that single-handedly launched the short-lived J-horror period in the early ’00s? It was really popular. Fifteen years ago. In the soft reboot Rings, trouble comes to paradise when Julia (Matilda Lutz) and her boyfriend, Holt … Continue reading →

Posted in Entropy | Tagged Alex Roe, he changed his name to Johnny? Why?, It's about what's going on between the characters, Johnny Galecki, Matilda Lutz, microbudget, Paranormal activity, Rings, The Bye Bye Man, The Ring | 1 Comment

You don’t get to see ‘Resident Evil: The Final Chapter’

Posted on January 27, 2017 by reelentropy

If there’s one unifying factor in the Resident Evil series, it’s that you don’t get to see the coolest things it has to offer. In the worst example, the series’ third movie, Extinction, ends on a cliffhanger with dozens of … Continue reading →

Posted in Entropy | Tagged #game of thrones, #john cena, #mad max: fury road, Ali Larter, can't get much work outside this series, Ever Gabo Anderson, Iain Glen, Jason Bourne, Milla Jovovich, Paul W.S. Anderson, Resident Evil, Resident Evil: The Final Chapter, satire, Shawn Roberts, you can't see it | Leave a comment